Total cost of the operation:
Dollar wise $20
Human casualties: should be none
Mother stress: minimal
STEP ONE: Dress the kids and get out (it is a step in its own right)
STEP TWO: Pick something or anything that can be pressed in a Yellow Pages Directory.
STEP THREE: Kiss a couple of hurt knees, back inside for a glass of water, 5 trips to the loo and calm tension for stolen goods, such as : ‘Mum, he/she has taken my flower’.